- Fish. - [Electric buzzing]
- Where are you, Fish?! - Shh!
I can't handle the pressure! Go on without me!
- Runt. - You're just fine.
I'll jeopardize the mission! Endanger us all!
Throw me overboard while you still have a chance!
Just leave me some ammo, little water,
some chips if you have 'em.
Calm. OK, all right. Listen.
- Where's your bag? - Everything's OK.
- [Abby] Now breathe. - [Chicken Little] Breathe.
- No, slowly. - Slowly.
Slowly.
OK. Now, just do the thing you do to relax.
[Runt] # Well, you can tell by the way
# I use my walk I'm a woman's man
# No time to talk
# Huh huh huh huh
# Stayin' alive Stayin' alive #
Aaah!
- [Gurgling] - [Gasping]
[Gurgling]
[All] Fish!
[Both] Fish! Are you OK?
Did they hurt you? Say something!
Don't tap the glass. They hate it when you do that.
All right, let's get out of here. Where's Runt?
[Whimpering]
[Runt whimpering]
[All gasp]
We're next.
[Squealing]
[Chicken Little] Run!
OK! That's it!
We're running back to your house. Tell your dad!
OK! You're right, you're right!
[Electronic beeping]
[Screaming, garbled language]
[Screaming]
# Stayin' alive Stayin' alive
# Stayin' alive #
- Oh, Runt! - [Screaming]
[Runt] Push! Push! No!
- Runt! - No! Not pull! Push!
We gotta get outta here right now! Come on...
No! Come on, you guys! Hu...
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
OK, time out!
So... [laughs] have you been to the mall?
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
I'm sorry.
Tension makes me bloat.
[Gasping]
Come on, guys! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
[Gasping]
- [Whimpering] - [Panting]
[Chicken Little] Look out!
Thanks! Curse these genetically tiny legs!
Ohh! Aah! [burping]
[Runt burping]
[Electronic beeping]
[Runt whimpering]
[Beeping]
[Buzzing]
What's that noise?
[Buzzing]
Sorry. Nervous eater.
- [Chicken Little] Run! - Wait! Fish!
The school bell! We've got to ring the school bell to warn everyone!
Come on!
[Panting]
[Chicken Little] Hurry! Hurry!
[Abby] Go! Go!
- Aaah! - [Panting]
- [Rustling] - [Runt whimpering]
[Grunting]
It's locked!
[Breathless squeal]
They're... they're comin'.
I need a soda.
[Gasping]
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy!
- The corner's wrinkled! - Why are we doing this?
- Come on, take it, take it! - [Dings]
Yes!
Come on! Work! Work!
Work! You work!
What happened? I blacked out there for a second.
Ah!
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
It was just an acorn. A little acorn!
I can't tell you how embarrassed I am, folks.
[Abby] Ring the bell!
Come on, Chicken Little! Ring the bell!
[Electronic beeping]
- [Grunting] - [Ringing]
[Panting, groaning]
[Chuckling] Huh? What? [Stammering] Oh!
[On TV] Now the weather with Riz.
A cold front is moving in so...
The alarm bell has been activated! Quick! Get a camera crew!
- [Bell ringing] - [Crowd chattering]
[Electronic beeping]
Chicken Little! You better have a good explanation for this!
There's, there's... It's a... You have to... D'oh! Doo wah!
What did he say?
There's... It's a... You have to... D'oh... Doo wah.
Follow me! Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Aliens here!
Aliens here!
It's... it's happening again.
Come on! Hurry! Hurry!
Come on. Come on. You're about to see it!
[Humming]
[Gasping] Quick! It's taking off!
Come on! If you don't hurry, you're gonna miss it!
Oh, look! A penny!
- Guys! - Oh, right.
[All yelling]
- [Chuckling] - Hurry! Hurry!
Come on! Quick! It's taking off!
Come on! Hurry up! Please! It's right in...
[reporter 1] What are we lookin' for?
- [Reporter 2] I don't know. - [Camera lens buzzing]
Uh, yeah. OK. I know this looks bad,
but there's an invisible spaceship right there
with aliens who are here to invade Earth!
Let me show you. [grunting]
Ooh, bad throw.
OK, let me try again.
- [All] Bad throw. - We all know I don't have a good arm,
but there's these cloaking panels on the bottom.
They make it disappear. One fell out of the sky and hit me right on the head.
Oh, it's the acorn thing all over again.
Eh, there's no story here.
At least we can sell the video to Chickens Gone Wild.
- I'm telling ya, it was here! - No, wait! There were aliens!
It's true! They had eyes... They're glowing and then tentacles!
And maps with planets with X's through them! Aah!
Runt, that's enough!
Don't make Mommy take away your Streisand collection!
Mom? You leave Barbra out of this!
Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?
What kind of parent are you?
[Chicken Little] I'm telling the truth.
Dad! Dad! I'm not making this up!
You gotta believe me this time.
[Exhales]
No, son. I don't.
[Chuckling] I can't tell you how embarrassed I am, folks.
I'm really sorry about this, everyone.
Looks like this is just a big, crazy misunderstanding.
Well, other than the penny, this whole evening was a wash!
Mr. Cluck, don't take it so hard. No one blames you.
[Gasping, panting]
[Sniffling, whimpers]
- [Rustling] - [Gasping]
[Speaking alien language]
[Panting]
[Sputtering]
[Speaking alien language]
[Reporter] Reports of panic and mayhem are pouring in
after yet another Chicken Little incident last night.
In one instance, a family of lemmings was sent running in fear,
but unable to find a cliff, they instead began throwing themselves
[phone rings]
- From the nearest park bench. - Hello? I'm sorry.
Hello? I apologize. Hello? Give me a break!
What? You were trampled? That's terrible.
I thought rabbits' feet were supposed to be lucky.
- [On computer] You have hate mail. - Sorry. That wasn't very funny.
- [Computer] You have more hate mail. - Hi. What are you saying, sir?
Your hate mail box is full.
Oh, yes. I do see the skywriting there.
Thank goodness the cloud blocked the last letter. Hello?
- Hey! Watch your mouth. Yeah? - [Woman speaking on phone]
Oh, yeah? Well, I'd like to see you try.
OK, I love you too, Mom. Bye.
- [Phone rings] - Hello? Really. Well...
[sighs]
[Rustling]
If there was ever a time to talk to your dad...
...it's now.
[Sighs]
It's too late for that.
[Runt sobbing]
It's too late, baby, now it's too late.
[Sobbing] Though they really did try to make it.
- Runt. - [Sobbing]
Just think about it.
Something inside has died and they just can't hide
and they just can't fake it. Oh, no, no.
[Alien sniffling]
Runt, I really just want to be alone right now.
[Sputtering]
[Sobbing]
- [Screaming] - Oh! Abby! Runt! Fish!
Look! There! Look there! Look there!
- What is that thing?! - Look at that!
[All screaming]
- [Gurgles] - [Screaming stops]
- [Gurgling] - [Gibberish]
- His name is Kirby? - They left him behind?
Darth Vader is Luke's father?
[Kirby sniffling]
No, don't... Come on, come on, don't cry.
We're here for you. We're gonna do whatever it takes to get you back home.
- Here, blow. - [Horn honks]
OK. [chuckling]
[Stammering]
See, guys? He's cool. He was just freaked out. That's all.
Ah-choo!
- [Speaks alien language] - [Rumbling]
[Cracking]
- [Cracking] - [Electrical crackling]
[Tires screeching]
[Humming]
Whoa.
Run!
[Screaming]
[Kirby gasping]
[Speaking alien language]
- Those are your parents? - [Fish gurgling]
And they brought the galactic armada?
[Kirby speaking alien language]
- Watch out for the kid! Don't hit him! - There you are. Get in the car.
- I gotta tell you something. - What?
I know, I know! You were right! Alien invasion. I see that now.
Look up! There it is!
Dad, you know, about that... [chuckling]
- It's actually a rescue mission. - Rescue mission?
This alien kid was left and they're coming back to get him!
We have to help him, 'cause if we don't, who else will?
What?!
Ugh!
Forget it. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
Son!
Son, come back! Son! Chicken Little!
Mr. Cluck! Wait! He's telling the truth!
He is! [gasping]
Given his track record, we understand why you don't believe him!
[# R.E. M: It's The End Of The World As We Know It]
# It's the end of the world as we know it
[speaking alien language]
[Alarm buzzing]
# And I feel fine
# It's the end of the world as we know it
# And I feel fine #
[zapping]
[Screaming]
Watch out for the kid! No! Don't! Don't hit him! Don't hit... Look out!
[Gasping]
- [Gasping] - [Horn honking]
- [Grunting] - [Sputtering]
Whew!
- [Buck] Chicken Little! - [Screaming]
What? Where's your head?
We gotta get outta here! Come on! Come...
- You, with the running and the jumping! - Dad. No, wait.
What are you guys doing? We gotta get outta here!
It's like War of the Worlds out there!
- Stop pulling! - Just listen to me for one second!
- It's not dangerous! - We are under attack!
Will you two stop messing around and deal with the problem?
[Panting]
- You're never there for me! - What?
OK, that's not what I had in mind, but...
You're never there for me. I mean,
you were when I won the game, but not when I thought the sky fell.
And not at the ball field and not now!
This is good! Keep going. Keep going!
You've been ashamed since the acorn thing.
We have to talk because Modern Mallard says avoiding closure
can lead to molting. I'm already small
and I don't think I could handle being bald!
I...
I... I didn't...
...realize, son.
I-I never meant to...
The acorn, the sky, I mean, the whole...
[sighs]
You're right. You're right.
[Sighing, chuckling]
Y... Your mom, she was...
You know, she was always good with stuff like this.
[Sighing]
Me... [chuckles]
...I�m gonna need a lot of work.
[Buck sighs]
But you need to know that I love you,
no matter what.
And I'm sorry I...
And I'm sorry if I ever made you feel like that was something...
...you had to earn.
- [Chuckling] - [Rumbling]
Uh... uh...
[stammering]
And we're good. Let's go. Let's go.
OK, Dad.
All we gotta do is return helpless little Kirby.
[Squeaks]
[Laughing]
Return this whatever it is?
This is crazy! Crazy!
Crazy wonderful!
Just tell me what you need me to do.
- Do you really mean it? - You bet! Anything, son.
Come on, Dad. We've got a planet to save!
Crazy supportive. That's me! Ohh!
This thing likes to nibble, doesn't it? [chuckling]
By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive!
[Chuckling] Now that's closure.
[Screaming]
Wait! Wait! What's goin' on?!
[Chuckling]
[Gasping]
Oh, they've given her an alien mind-wipe!
Aaah!
OK, son. What do we do now?
Uh, OK. This is a piece of cake, Dad.
All we have to do is take the kid down the street to the giant metal alien.
- [Tires screeching] - [Horn honking]
We surrender! Here! Take the key to the city!
- [Zapping] - Key to my car?
- [Zapping] - Tic Tac?
- [Zapping] - [Gasping]
- [Kirby babbling] - Forget plan A!
[Kirby squeaking]
- [Electronic beeping] - Uh-oh.
[Buzzing]
- [Zapping] - [Sirens wailing]
OK, OK, what now, son?
Who, by the way, I support 100 percent.
- Uh, plan B? - Ha-ha! Of course! Plan B!
- What is plan B? - [Kirby jabbering]
What? You have to go to the bathroom? You want juice?
A snack? Corn dog on a stick?
Want to play some golf? What do you want?!
I stink at this. I'm a horrible father.
- [Kirby speaks alien language] - No, no, I am.
Poo-tee-tah.
Oh. Is that your parents?
Pooteetah, pooteetah. [sputtering]
That's it, Dad! Plan B!
All we have to do is weave through traffic through town square
while avoiding death rays from alien robots.
We get to Town Hall, climb up to the roof
and give the kid back to its parents.
- [Girl screaming] - [Crashing]
Yeah!
Charge!
[Zapping]
Wow! [jabbering]
[Zapping]
[Electronic droning]
[Zapping]
- [Clanging] - [Buck] A-ha!
Now that's what I call takin' out the trash!
[Rumbling]
[Gasping]
- OK, son. Now what? - [Siren wails]
Fire truck!
- [Siren wailing] - [Laughing]
[Both] Plan C!
[Gurgling]
Runt, no! Turn around!
- Go back to Town Hall! - But they'll vaporize us!
[Gurgling]
- You want me to do what? - Runt, just do it! It'll work!
[Chicken Little] We'll survive!
I will survive?
Brake, Abby!
- [# I Will Survive] - OK.
- Floor it! - [Giggles] Boink.
[Zapping]
Deploy ladder, Fish!
[Ringing]
[Runt] # I'll survive
# I will survive Hey, hey #
- [Buck] Plan D. - [Kirby] Plan D!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
[Panting] Thighs hurting. Drumsticks burning.
But loving you! [groaning]
Full support!
[Kirby squeaks]
[Grunting]
I can't get out! Come back, son!
We can't go out this way! It's dangerous.
- No, Dad, I can do this! - It's too dangerous.
I can do this. I can.
You gotta believe me this time.
I...
I do, son.
OK, hang on tight.
- Yes! - Here's your kid! Look over here!
Here's your kid!
He's OK!
- [Jabbering] - [Electronic droning]
[Chicken Little] He's all right! Stop the invasion!
Son! Son!
Aaaah!
[Chuckling]
- I'm here, son! - Dad! Look out!
Get away from my boy! Get away!
- [Both] The mighty Acorns... - [zapping]
[Both yelling]
- [Sucking] - [Gasping]
[Gasping]
Tic Tac?
Why did you take our child?
Hey, hey! Just... [gulps] Just hold on there, buddy!
My son did not take your kid!
You were the one that left him behind!
That's bad parenting! And I should know!
Silence! [echoing]
Release the child!
- OK. - OK, OK.
[Sputtering]
Sweetheart! Oh, Kirby, I'm so happy to see you! My darling!
- [Sighs] That was close. - At least they're back together.
They got their kid.
You have violated intergalactic law 90210!
A charge punishable by immediate particle disintegration!
Oh, snap.
[Jabbering]
- Hmm? What's that? - [Jabbering]
Hmm. I...
I don't quite...
Melvin, honey? He's saying they're telling the truth.
It was just a misunderstanding.
[Kirby jabbering]
Well, then. This is awkward.
- Yes, it is. - I suppose I should...
- Put the big guns away? - Yes, yes.
- Now put them down. - Of course.
- And turn off your big voice. - But I don't...
- Turn it off. - But...
But I don't get to use the big voice very often!
Melvin.
Yes, dear.
Hi. Uh, anyone want to try the big voice?
[Melvin laughing] Again, I cannot tell you how sorry we are
for this whole misunderstanding.
Oh, dear goodness. We are so very sorry.
We are. And if it hadn't been for your son there,
well, we might have vaporized the whole planet.
- What? - [Gasping]
Goodness! What a shame that would have been.
Where else would we pick our acorns?
- We stop on the way to the in-laws. - Every year.
Looked on all the other planets. You only find them on Earth.
Just as it says here on your primitive graphic display.
- That caught our eyes. - [Police siren]
OK, everything's been put back to normal,
except for this one, over here.
- Hi, y'all! - [Gasping]
Foxy?
# Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli lolli lolli
# Lollipop...
She got her brainwaves scrambled during reconstitution.
No worries! We can put her back the way she was.
No! She's perfect.
# Lollipop! Lollipop! #
- Scary. - Whoops!
Darling! Look at the time! We better get a move on.
All right, then. It was good meetin' ya.
Sorry for the whole full-scale invasion thing.
But, hey, I'm a dad. You know how it is with your kids.
When they need ya, you do whatever it takes.
[Sighs] There goes that panel again.
Every year we come, this thing falls off.
Someday it's going to hit somebody on the head.
- [Gasping] - Nonsense!
You can't return the panel.
- Now that's ridiculous. - You threw away the receipt again.
[Echoing] Silence!
Melvin, did you just try and use the big voice on me?
[Melvin] Um... uh...
Who we talkin' about?
So I'd like to see the movie they make about you now.
I just hope they stay true to what really happened.
Oh, son, these people are from Hollywood!
One thing they'll never do
is mess with a good story.
Is mess with a good story.
[Alarm buzzing]
Red alert! Man your battle stations!
Status report, Mr. Fish.
Commander Little, the evil Foxloxian Army
has broken through the planet's atmosphere.
[Gasps] But that means...
Yes, I know. The sky... is falling.
Commander Little! No!
Please... call me...
...Ace.
Oh, Ace! No!
I never intended to bring you into this... Abby.
- Runt, do you copy? - Yes, commander?
Runt, my friend, an alien fleet is about to invade Earth.
Civilization as we know it depends on me
and, to a lesser extent... you.
So I've just got one question for you:
Are you ready to rock?
Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low...
[# Diana Ross: Ain't No Mountain High Enough]
[Little] Raise your pork shield, Runt. Prepare to engage.
[Little] Stay on target. Stay on target!
Give 'em a taste of the other white meat!
- [Runt] Cap'n! Look out! - [Audience gasps]
[Little] Runt!
Runt, are you all right?
[Runt] No, no. Ya gotta go on without me, commander.
[Panting]
Just leave me some ammo, a little water,
some chips if you have 'em.
- This is amazingly accurate. - [Gurgles]
[Commander Little crying]
He was my good friend.
Oh, Abby.
At least I still have you... Abby.
- [Abby] Ace! - [Little] Abby.
- Ace! - Abby.
Ace!
Good people of Oakey Oaks.
Though at times it may feel like the sky is falling around you,
never give up.
For every day... is a new day!
[Crowd] A new day!
# Ain't no mountain high enough
# Ain't no valley low enough
Oh, Ace!
# To keep me from you
# Ain't no mountain high enough
# Ain't no valley low enough
# Ain't no river wild enough
# To keep me from you
- [whistling] - # Ain't no mountain high enough
# Nothing can keep me
# Keep me from you
# Ain't no mountain high enough
# Nothing can keep me
- # Keep me from you - [cheering]
# Ain't no mountain high enough
# Ain't no valley low enough
# Ain't no river wild enough
# To keep me from you
- [cheering] - [Applause]
- [Cheering] - [Applause]
# Nothing in this world
# Can keep me from you, babe
# Just call my name #
[# Don't Go Breaking My Heart]
# Don't go breaking my heart
# I couldn't if I tried
# Oh, honey, if I get restless
# Baby, you're not that kind
# Oooh
# And nobody knows it
- # When I was down - # I was your clown
# Oooh
# And nobody knows it
# Nobody knows
# Right from the start
# I gave you my heart
# Ahhh
# I gave you my heart
[gurgling in tune]
[Runt] # Don't go breaking my heart
[Foxy] # I won't go breaking your heart
[both] # Don't go breaking my Don't go breaking my
# Don't go breaking my heart
# Don't go breaking my Don't go breaking my
# I won't go breaking your heart
- # Don't go breaking my - Baa.
# Don't go breaking my heart
Come on, Runt. You can do it.
# Don't go breaking my I won't go breaking your heart
- # Don't go breaking my - [panting]
- # Don't go breaking my - You got to act quickly, Dad. Try this.
- # Don't go breaking my - There you go!
- # Don't go breaking my - There it is!
# I won't go breaking your heart
- [Kirby, Morkubine beatboxing] - I'm having fun now!
# Don't go breaking my heart #
That was great!
Let's sing it again!
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